doing a Sarah Jessica Parker

I am wanting to get a mole removed from the side of my nose but I am so scared of seeing the blade cut it off. Blergh, makes me cringe just thinking about it. I will then need to have the whole embarrassing thing of a massive bandaid covering half my face and then a nasty scab that is uglier then the mole. Oh and then I bet that the scab would fall off in some awful situation like when on a date and fall into my salad! Ha.
Totally wouldn't happen as we don't tend to get to go on dates BUT if we did, I am sure I would have to fish it out of my food!
I have been told when you get a local in your face it radiates out really far, I can just imagine having to pick B5 up from school and a massive pool of drool falling out the corner of my mouth.
I also have this crazy attachment, if I remove the mole people won't recognise me! I know it is completely unrealistic or maybe it is the secret voice of my mole saying that it would hate to be detached from me! Ha. I promise I am not a lunatic, just that it has been there for most of my life!

I almost always burst out laughing when I think of my Father in law seeing a mole on my back and pointing saying, mole, mole, witchy witch, mole. It was a total Austin Powers moment. Least to say I had it removed about 3 months later. Ha.
Maybe now that I have written about it I might have a bit of courage to make an appointment! Maybe.... Possibly.... Hopefully....



Completely unrelated, however I totally dig this kids flexibility.